The President's Saturday List

• Wake up sleeping teenagers (my daughter and her two friends)
• Wake up preschooler.
• Take out Umbrellas
• Head out to Open for the Yard Sale at 7:15 AM.
• Arrive at Sale at 7:36 AM (had to feed hungry, sleepy teenagers)
• Curse the rain.
• Curse the Thunder & Lightening
• Find that there are people waiting in their cars.
• Open sale.
• Make sales until about 10 AM.
• Become incredibly bored.
• Watch clock until 12 PM.
• Take teenagers and preschooler home.
• Come back with pick up truck.
• Continue with being bored.
• Curse rain some more.
• Welcome couple who are taking what is left over.
• Except stuffed animals.
• Which we have a gigantic trash bag FULL of.
• Decide what to do with TV that didn't sell.
• Watch my VP (I love having a VP) sweep the floor.
• Take all trash, aprons and cash with me.
• Go home and watch the sun come out.
• Curse mother nature.
  
• Total yard sale proceeds $481.90.