Saturday's To-Do List

• Attempt to wash bottomless pit of laundry.
• Fret over outrageously high Gas & Electric bill.
• Wonder how much children are actually worth.
• Reconsider that and instead wonder what husband is worth.
• Give up on whole thing and hope for money tree.
• Meticulously track calories, as days home = willy nilly eating.
• Play Dora Dollhouse with my youngest.
• Be happy about it.
• Pick up son from friend's house at 2 PM.
• Tease him with the fact that donuts were available and his favorite kind might not be left.
• Checks lumps in bed to verify oldest teenager is indeed alive in there.
• Insist she get up.
• Sweep and wash the kitchen floor.
• Check living room for dust bunnies.
• Feed Cats.