Scene: My son is in the living room, so are my three cats. The cats are in a semi-circle staring at the half-door that goes into our kitchen.
Me: (leaning on half door) What's with the cats?
Meowing ensues from all three, in addition to the piercing stares.
Me: The c-a-t-s? Are they hungry?
Son: Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you they are completely out of food. I didn't want to give them cat treats.
Me: When were you going to tell me this?
Son: Well, I'm telling you now.