Non-Productive

I am not motivated today. In honor of this, here is a list of things I will not be doing ~

1. Dump runs. (yes the soggy, mold laden boxes can stay for yet another week.)
2. Yard Work. (yes the weather is too cold and rainy to pull weeds and clean the flower beds.)
3. Clean Out (no putting together piles for the upcoming yard sale.)
4. Any sort of house cleaning. (it all is semi-clean to me, that counts, right?)
5. Taking out the dog. (she pees inside anyways, so why bother!)
6. Leaving my children alone. (I've got all this idle time, might as well bug them, while I can!)
7. Balance my checkbook (why do today what you can put off until tomorrow.)
8. Cooking of any kind. (no explanation required.)