Tuesday, June 23, 2009

You Know Its Summer When You Get This Invitation From My Daughter ...

You are informally invited to the Mig's Daughter's summer party. Whoo!
Location: Mig's house. Genious.
(35 Any street. Anytown, USA. Duh.)
Time: About that time.
( 11:00 AM.)
Date:
RSVP and I'll tell you, bish.
(Aka, she doesn't know yet. xDD)

Now, for more exciting stuff.
Activities will include:
· BULLETS LOL
· ISA MAKIN A LIST
· Now seriously. xD
· We'se gonna smash some barbies with a sledgehammer and throw them over into my neighbor's yard! Yaaayyy!
· Wese gonna fill balloons with tap wata.
· And throse them at each otha.
· There's gonna be... Semi-operational squirtguns.
· And operational squirtguns.
· And squirtguns with pointed edges that really shouldn't be used.
· We suggest youse bring yer own squirtguns.
· There'll be fire.
· Bonfire.
· We'll burn stuff.
· Like our planners.
· And possibly our fingers.
*We are not responcible for any burns inflicted while your attending this party.
· We'll harass the cumberland farms workers.
· We'll play some mad air band.
· At the memorial.
· With many people beeping at us.
*Optional. xD
· GAME TOURNEY!

GAMES LIST FOO:
· SSBB
· SMK
· DDR
· KR
· SSBM
· GH
· RRR
· GDAMM
· NCONR
· NCON2
· KA
· HMMM

IF YUU DOHNT KNOW WHAT DOSE MEAN, YOU A FOO.
GOOGLE IT, FOO. (/////----////AAAA////Ask Mig's Daugher)

Requirements: (/non requirements/non-nesessaries/totally nesessaries/semi-nesessary-but-not-really-needed/I-would-like-if-you-did-this-but-you-don't-have-to-do-what-i-like-because-america-is-a-free-country-that-runs-on-dunkin-donuts-and-it-would-be-against-the-law-to-force-you-to-do-something-you-don't-want-to-do)
· You attend.
· You RSVP before you attend.
· You attend if you RSVP. D<
· You bring a bathinsuit.
· Or a spare change if youse secretly hate bathingsuits and believe them to be part of a government conspiracy.
· Youse bring your own food and drink.
· If not, we shall starve you.
· Because we're in poverty nao and cannot afford to feed you all. 8D (Aka, they stingy)
· You take your allergy medicines BEFORE you start dying in our yard. >>
· You eat a crapload of candy before you get here.
· No red light district. Mig's Daughter's Friend already had a baby, we don't need another one. XD
· That you sign the release form that will be sent to your mailbox within the next month.
· Bring your own sunblock.
· That you don't mind being mosquito food. =D
· That you don't mind being Cat food.
· And that you can get past the fact that my dog has a mental issue and might attack and kill you at any moment she wants~
*LIESLIESLIESLIESLIES*
· This is dee end of da list.
*LIESLIESLIESLIESLIES*

RSVP INFO:
(Almost forgot to add this. xD')
1-508-555-Mig's Phone Number
OR MAH EMAIL:
Mig'sDaughter@ gmail.com
Hahaha

2 comments:

Sassy said...

Cool! I soooo want to be there! lol

Barb said...

ROFLMAO!!! Oh my gosh!! What a riot!!

P.S. I am SO RSVP'ing!!