I got to work today, in a huff, late, as usual. Planted myself at my desk, no one in the office and got my computer going. The first phone call I took was my boss. He said, he could tell by the tone of my voice that I need a day off. (cue the crickets) He told me to get myself ready to go and that he was on his way in.
I did. He came in, he stopped to see the accountant and then he gave me this.
UNBELIEVABLE I KNOW! (and boss? if you are reading, which I really hope you aren't, THANK YOU)