Admitting the truth only when it won't incriminate me.
Happy Mother's Day!?!? What?!? You should see my kitchen counter, it's a complete mess. Didn't I just do dishes? I mean, who the heck has been EATING for crying out loud and can't it STOP?!
Mmm steak. That sounds so good. I had nothing to eat on Monday...at all!Cook it for me! haha
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