Let's see. I've done three of the five loads of laundry I need to do. I've swept and mopped the kitchen floor, while keeping the peeing and/or pooping dog at bay (in her crate). I've gone through a rather large stack of paperwork, extracted important receipts and discarded coupons and scraps of paper I don't need. I've cleaned not one but TWO disgusting bathrooms AND ...
I am now eating Fruit (that tastes like M&M's) and drinking Water (that tastes like soda).
The baby is napping.
I am, however, surrounded by unfolded laundry watching ... a movie whose title I am NOT even going to share with you because you all will laugh and make fun of me.
No I'm not paranoid, why do you ask? (and you in the back STOP LAUGHING)
Ok, so now the baby is up. And my break is over.